I wanna be the guy.
I still feel kinda out of place here when I come here, sorta ashamed... but I still love it here. Anyway...
http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php
This is the hardest game that I've played that is still possible to complete. It pretty much just consists of dying and trying to learn from your mistakes, then making an attempt to do some real epic game play. It's kinda like a megaman style platformer, except 1241523523 times harder.
You pretty much start in this area here. Going up leads to some trees and apples that want you dead, and going down is pretty much suicide unless you somehow know what you're doing... http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r276/TomofForks/adsgdsgds.png I found that there is like a secret warp passage thing right where my character is standing, so I went in there.
It took me to a divine teleportation room, that really wasn't all that helpful..... and after getting past some easy parts, I made it to this next room. http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r276/TomofForks/adsgdsgds-1.png You have to jump on the Bullet Bills to get past this part, then have the shy guy shoot himself with the cannon... As you can see, just jumping down in the hole doesn't work, because the shy guy just sorta nukes you with a lazer death beam.
So eventually I made it over there. http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r276/TomofForks/adsgdsgds-2.png ONTO THE HOLE!
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r276/TomofForks/adsgdsgds-3.png Tetris? Yeah... and the blocks come down pretty fast too.
After a lot of situations like this.... http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r276/TomofForks/adsgdsgds-4.png
.... I finally survived a the tetris blocks, though unfortunately if I don't get up to that little hole on the top right somehow... http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r276/TomofForks/adsgdsgds-5.png A giant Mario pill comes and kills me. >:F
How do I get up there? I have no idea yet... Did I mention you have to restart from where you last had you save point? and that you die in one hit from anything? The whole game is a lot of trial and error, and it seems to be one of those games that makes me go "fuck this shit.", but it still has some sort of allure to it.
I definitely suggest playing it.
Also, I know you have to download it as a .exe, but trust me, it's safe.
